zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(via maliatale)




glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via maliatale)





joshrah:

jseper2:

drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

joshrah:

jseper2:

drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

(via elreus)


mrkaoz:

BOOTY HAD ME LIKE

mrkaoz:

BOOTY HAD ME LIKE

(via elreus)